Soundwave: "Soundwave again."

Soundwave: Last Issue (I'm trying to make my job sound proffessional here, give me a break please)
I was helping a fake reader (I really don't help myself do I) with a PC problem (well it was an Imac technically but who would know) and we (I don't know why I say we) touched on the subject of Virus's. So I thought as it's a common issue I could go into it a bit further. Common Virus's like Windows Vista and MAC OS X or any of it's variations and predeccessors, are known to intergrate themselves into your system and can be very frustrating to remove. But with today's technology even threatening virus's like those can be kept at bay and effective cures do exist. One of my favourites is "Linux". It comes in different dosages and forms depending on the exact need for it and how it is to be applied and to what type of computer, Laptop etc or even older technology like PS3's and Imac's -cough cough-, not that cold again, do excuse me. One of the most common forms is "Linux Ubuntu" Which is usually 90% effective if your one of those strange people who limits themselves with odds. It has even been known to speed up computers. Here is what one happy user has to say. And no..I am not affliated with Linux manafacturers at all and so am not getting paid.

"Hi. I use Linux. I have always done. Even- can you bring the card a bit closer please I can't read it.....thankyou. Even on my personal Laptop. I even used Linux before these people kidnapped me and forced me to say all of this. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Yes I know it doesn't say that. Linux is the best. Buy it now. Buy it before it buys you. Linux. Linux. Linux. Li- Can I go now?"

Megatron: Ahhh alright you big softie. Let him go boys.

Optimus: Sure boss. Come on Donny, help me untie him and take his blindfold off.

Donny: And draw back the curtains?

Optimus: Errr.. no.

Donny: That was rude.

Megatron: Your face is rude.
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Err..yes as you can see. That was one of our happy users. So when in doubt. Install Linux today and brighten up and extend the life of your Computer. And guess what...Linux is free!

Be sure to look out for me again when I will be solving more problems I discovered people have, through illegal means such as spying....... What? No honestly...I never knew illegal meant that..