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Now I was reading a blog the other day and was shocked by a post I saw that reminded me just how much of a stigma there still is against Breastfeeding Doormice. Why? Why I ask? This is 2012. We all do it. Breastfeeding is a natural act that mothers and fathers alike get a great feel of pride and emotion from doing so and is what makes life complete. As the famous Magician Jeffrey Archer once said, "None have lived, until they have breastfed. It is more liberating then conning a national newspaper". I agree with him, well except from the last bit. I get a magnificent sense of joy and I see absolutely no reason to even to attempt to stop Doormice from looking after their young and themselves in the same way. I find it an absolute disgrace that Nicolas Sarkosy is pushing for a ban on Breastfeeding Doormice, Breastfeeding in public, why is it only this breed and not other breeds he has a problem with? ...I will keep you updated. In the next issue I give tips to help mothers to be...

 December 1st the New Transformers Prime toys are released in the U.K. They all look great, my favourite is StarScream. The above picture is the toy and below is how he looks in the Transformers Prime T.V. Series so you can see how well they resemble each other.  Thankyou for reading,

Barry  

A New quote for today, Sunday. This one wasn't made up by me.

"Before Glory, comes Humility".

-Unknown.

If you know who said it, please email me and If you know if it appeared in another language originally as well. Thankyou. Email barrystu@hotmail.com

                McAfee- The Bane of my life


"Nuff said"

 Starscream's Biased quiz's. Coming soon....................

New quote of the day-

"Enjoy today. There may not be a tomorrow."  Alternate version also said by me, "Enjoy today. Why assume there is a tomorrow?"

-Barry Stuart

 A New quote of the day, from me again although others might well of said it in many ways,

 "It matters not your age, but your level of maturity".

Barry Stuart

                                                  Cybertron News


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(Turns out we can't afford to lower the price, only increase it)






A first for us. The weekly feature of Updated list of entities banned from having pets is for today front page news, In a shocking piece of news, Tony Blair has been banned from having pets. The news was also featured on BBC News and obviously viewers waited anxiously for it to appear on another piece of media to see wether it was true or not. We are now picking up the story to confirm it's authenticity. We found out about this story by watching BBC News...... A Reporter tells us (Speaking through a T.V.) that Tony Blair was allegedly trying to convince his cat that it could fly. The RSPCA were shocked but Tony Blair insisted; "I never meant it so he would end up in a dangerous situation, I was trying to tell him it was time he flew the nest but I've been stitched up and my words twisted." The case continues......

The hunt for Megatron continues. There was a reporting of a figure in a KFC but it turned out to be former Bank of England Manager Gordon Brown.

If you see Megatron do not approach him in any circumstances. Ring The Bumblebee delayed Rescuing Service on 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 Thankyou.


In other news, Prime minister Harry FlapJack has launched a scathing attack on the quality of cartoons shown all around Cybertron in all regions. "What is this rubbish called "Tipsy Dipsy" and  "Yellow Panther?" We need to invest in better cartoons for our young. Cartoons can have a huge influence."



(Due to budget cuts we are no longer having a puzzle page.....well until Rupert Murdoch finalises a rescue package)


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Note: The reason for the long number in the article is to make sure as best as I can that this number is not a real number in any region so people don't actually try to ring it.....well yes it would be silly but people have done it before in real magazines........

               Preview of Part 4


David: What can we do Megatron... I...I'm scared...really scared. My daughter... My Wife... I won't see them ev-

Megatron: We're both looking at imprisonment for a crime we didn't even commit. Even the jury know it yet they are told to lie as we just witnessed.... We are doomed David.. I am sorry. You have been a great friend. And on a lesser note you have actually been a great leader despite my initial misgivings which soon evaporated away seeing you defend me last night when we were with Steve. ..But alas...it is over....

(Doors burst open)   (Figure strolls in)


"NOT ON MY WATCH!!"

(Jury and the rest of the room turn round with gasps and whispers of who said that.)

"STOP this obstruction of justice immediately. Or at least stop this pretence of a moral agenda by wrapping up your evil into something you think you can fool people with. Honourable Judge. I request your ear.....

..these humans are flawed, evil...but that is some. You wish to poison them yet you yourself have been poisoned so much that you don't recognise the poison for what it is. You have become immune to it because you are the poison now. That is only some humans. Humans can also be good, kind hearted, respectful and Strong.

.... I am Optimus Prime.......





Note: For those who haven't watched Transformers Prime, when Optimus walks up to the judge and says, " I request your ear", I got that from Transformers Prime when he says that to Unicron but not just that line but also the way he says it. How he says it respectfully to Unicron, trying to reason and so he says it in the same way here.

Thankyou

                                              A day at the seaside Part 3




(ohhh Barry learnt to underline. Posh!)

(who is this Barry?)

(shutup and get on with the story. And stop breaking the fourth wall... Repairs are expensive)

And so we rejoin David Cameron and Megatron who when we last left them, had just finished packing.....

David: Are you driving Megs?

Megatron: Well I been drinking a bit of thee old energon...as you can tell by my speech...

David: Better leave it to me then. Safety first...... (careers second)

Megatron: Suit yourself.. I was only pretending and I only ever drink Alcoholic free Energon..but don't let me spoil your fun.

Both climb into their Ford Fiesta (reinforced with extra steel to supports Megatron's weight) (1= see bottom of page.)

2 and a half hours later.

Megatron: So you booked the hotel for sure?

David: Yeah oh yeah.... I paid for it.

Megatron: with your own money?

David: Of course! I always do don't I.. It's wrong to pay for something with someone else's money. It's the same as stealing.... And I'm always sure to spend my...their...our...money wisely, any leftover I give to charity. It's all about the big society. What's mine is yours. What's yours is mine. My money is everyone elses money..as in, they earn and I get to spend. But people can't blame me for the recession, after all..if it's mine it's theirs. So it's everyone elses fault..Not mine... Anyway I'm just glad HM revenue and Customs are so good at collecting money. That's one department we won't be scrapping.. (Megatron Groans) What's wrong with them?

Megatron: Where do I start?

David: Sorry?

Megatron: Nothing.. But they keep asking me for more money than they are entitled to.

(David slaps his own knee)

David: OH that! They do that to everyone old chap. Just give them a little bit of extra money...you know as a sort of bribe and they leave off everytime..it's what I do.

Megatron: Really?? Aww thankyou David

David: Not at all old friend.. Not at all. (chuckles to himself) Moron....

Megatron: Sorry?

David: Oh I said Soron....erm an old fashioned word for a little more..as in were nearly there.. Ah talking of convenient timing..here we are.

Megatron: Chuck us the Suncream

David: Sure.

Megatron: Aren't you putting any on?

David: Oh no...my skins too tough..

Megatron: ...... ..... ... ...... ...No comment.

David: You know Megatron. That's what is wrong with this world. Everyone is too focused on what is mine and what is yours. Learn to share. Sharing is caring. I think every episode of Care Bears should be released on D.V.D.

Megatron: Great idea! That will solve a lot of problems!

David: Oh...will it? I just wanted to watch it.....

Both come to a stop near an Ice cream truck near the beach

Megatron: Ice cream David?

David: Will you be paying?

Megatron: ...Makes no difference..really. I will be paying either way if you think about it.

David: That's the spirit!

Megatron: I think you misunderstood me....

David: Extra sprinkles Megs!


-Strolling along the beach eating their Ice creams...well Megatron pretending to..he can't actually eat Ice cream but thought it would be too rude to point out.. Especially as David "Brought" him his.

Megatron: Ahhh! I dropped my cone!

David: Along with your Dignity.

Megatron: Along with your Career.

Megatron: What did you say?     David: What did you say?

Megatron: Nothing                     David: Nothing

Megatron: Can I see your cone please?

David: Sur- No wait give it back! That's mine.

Megatron: But Dear oh dear David. Dear great leader of King Arthur's Britain. Weren't you saying just nano seconds ago how we talk to much about what is ours and yours and so on? Whatever happened to, "what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine"? Where did those wedding worthy vowels go? Oh how quick did they disappear... So it was a mere statement confined to a doomed policy you would never have the courage to implement? Megatron Playfully Pushes David) Council worker comes running over.

David: Your right.. Sorry Megatron. This cone is neither of ours. We share.

Steve: Correct. It's mine.

Megatron: Who do you think you are?

Steve: Brighton Pest cont- Oh no...that's my night job sorry. Brighton Council Public Order Officer.

Megatron: What's the difference?

David: Dare you ask..

Steve: Oh nothing. Except the pay.

Megatron: I didn't even know Council's had a department called that.

Steve: Oh yes. We will find a way to take away anything that causes you the slightest bit of enjoyment. Picking flowers. Kissing in public. Everything natural we shall destroy. But not at once.. Oh no. People will protest. Slowly bit by bit..even taking decades. Gradually we would of radically changed the way people think. But we would of done it so slowly only the strongest would of noticed...but by then they would of moved on.. Haha!

Megatron: You moron. You just told us your whole strategy. You never do that. I know because I watch Cartoons.

Steve: Enough talk. I'm arresting you both for disrupting the peace.

Megatron: What! You are joking. You can't do that. And besides where's your proof?

Steve. Ha don't be silly. No need for that. It's all down to who the court will believe. I can get away with anything.

David: No I have heard enough.

Steve: Oh shut-

David: No. I am David Cameron. I am The PRIME Minister. I say what goes around here. This country is run By Government. Local and National. Your council has no authority or might against Her Majesty's Government.

............ Megatron. ......................
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...................Transform and............ROLL OUT!





Soundwave's comments. Soundwave would like to stress that he was in no way implying Megatron is fat...just that he is heavier than others. Many others. Not that I, Soundwave wrote this of course...Barry did......Rumour has it....


Barry's Note-As like many things, I made parts 1, 2 and 3 up, no planning or anything I just typed the first things to come to mind except for when I already said what would happen as part of part 3, but I still made it all up Spontanously and just fitted the bit about a Council Worker into it. But now I have put that in the story, I am going to do one final part and it will be written in the same random style so I genuinely have no idea what will happen either but I have thought of one bit that will definetly be in it- Megatron and David Cameron appearing in Court. And A Surprise guest..well not if you can work out who it is from the Initial's O.P... Ok...you know now...it's....

"Optimus Prime".....

Appearing in Part 4 of David Cameron and Megatron's Adventure......

By Barry Stuart

Hi, I'm here as just Barry today. No not as Soundwave or David or even Megatron. This is me. I thought of adding a new feature to my blog. A kind of Word/phrase of the day, said by me. Although people can submit their own as well or ones they like that other people have said. Also I may not be able to do it every day but as often as I can but I will still call it phrase of the day. Let's kick start it then-

"Anyone who can resist the smell of cooking is not related to me"

-Barry,

Soundwave: "Soundwave again."

Soundwave: Last Issue (I'm trying to make my job sound proffessional here, give me a break please)
I was helping a fake reader (I really don't help myself do I) with a PC problem (well it was an Imac technically but who would know) and we (I don't know why I say we) touched on the subject of Virus's. So I thought as it's a common issue I could go into it a bit further. Common Virus's like Windows Vista and MAC OS X or any of it's variations and predeccessors, are known to intergrate themselves into your system and can be very frustrating to remove. But with today's technology even threatening virus's like those can be kept at bay and effective cures do exist. One of my favourites is "Linux". It comes in different dosages and forms depending on the exact need for it and how it is to be applied and to what type of computer, Laptop etc or even older technology like PS3's and Imac's -cough cough-, not that cold again, do excuse me. One of the most common forms is "Linux Ubuntu" Which is usually 90% effective if your one of those strange people who limits themselves with odds. It has even been known to speed up computers. Here is what one happy user has to say. And no..I am not affliated with Linux manafacturers at all and so am not getting paid.

"Hi. I use Linux. I have always done. Even- can you bring the card a bit closer please I can't read it.....thankyou. Even on my personal Laptop. I even used Linux before these people kidnapped me and forced me to say all of this. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Yes I know it doesn't say that. Linux is the best. Buy it now. Buy it before it buys you. Linux. Linux. Linux. Li- Can I go now?"

Megatron: Ahhh alright you big softie. Let him go boys.

Optimus: Sure boss. Come on Donny, help me untie him and take his blindfold off.

Donny: And draw back the curtains?

Optimus: Errr.. no.

Donny: That was rude.

Megatron: Your face is rude.
-

Err..yes as you can see. That was one of our happy users. So when in doubt. Install Linux today and brighten up and extend the life of your Computer. And guess what...Linux is free!

Be sure to look out for me again when I will be solving more problems I discovered people have, through illegal means such as spying....... What? No honestly...I never knew illegal meant that..

                  An Update you never asked for

Soundwave back again. Seeing as I still haven't had any emails regarding computer problems (either everyone has an Imac or no-one trusts my fixing skills) I am in a rather...stuck position.

Time to make things up again. Here is a letter I allegedly received last night from...er. ah.. Sir Optimus Prime. This is what it said.

"Dear Soundwave the great who is the best computer technician I have ever known and ever will. I admire your skills so much and I wish I was half as intelligent as you. Everyday I look at your face I just wanna- oh yeah. The computer problem. Last week I brought an Imac for some strange reason, despite my doctor assuring me I was on the recovery. I was trying to Sync my Iphone with my Imac to update my playlist of all 55 Cliff Richard songs and all the hits the Beegees had. So my Iphone correctly read 57 songs on device but my Imac keeps stating there is only 45. So did some get lost? I appreciate you taking the time out from your breathing exercises to help me with my made up problem, that is if you do help me. Otherwise I am not grateful." 

Yours Sincerely,

Peter Cullen.

12345 Run out of numbers soon Street,

Paved over Town,

Kent,

Cybertron,

Well Optimus. Where do I start? Firstly, I am surprised you dared to even have the audacity to purchase a Computer, although I am glad you opted to buy from the more cheaper range, the Imac's, -cough cough-, excuse me I have a bad cough. But still, I know it is none of my business but how did you get the money for a computer? I thought you were only charging $5 a kiss at the beauty pageant. Or..the last time I was there you were... Anywho (I've always wanted to say that) sweeping aside the massive amounts of money you have mysteriously acquired through some means that HM Revenue and Customs would love to know about, (although they have enough money so I won't tell them) have you tried Restarting (or rebooting if your feeling clever) your Iphone? I find mine often freezes. Not that I have one. Almost as much as Blackberry's. Not that I have one of them either. What do you think i'm made of? Actually...don't answer. You might want to try Rebooting your Imac as well. Do you have all the latest anti-virus's? A common virus found on many Imac's me and the good folk at PC world inspect is one called "MAC OS X. It disguises itself as part of your system and users are tricked into downloading by it's fake positive reviews and it pretends to be useful but what you don't see is how much it is destroying your system behind the scenes. A similar problem used to be found on windows based machines (if such a term even makes sense) A common one was called "Windows Vista". There was also "Windows XP" but this was easier to remove unlike Vista and some users even insisted it had positive features unlike the notorious Vista which is famous for bringing down and bringing to a halt over 600,000 computers and 20,000 business's in the all to well known 2004 "Vista Gate" which occured on 21st August 2004. Since that day people every year on the same date burn discs which have been known to carry the virus, while shouting " Burn. Burn!" So I hope none of this helps you and so hopefully the problem will persist and you will need my advice again or at least pretend to. 

Yours only a tiny bit Sincerely,

Bar- I mean. Shockwave.... No that's the other one. Soundwave. (V2.0. With Linux kernel. Whatever that means)

The Kent reference in the letters address is how I've noticed Kent seems to be everywhere, get mentioned everywhere etc and I like to think Kent would somehow even exist in Cybertron in some way.

For those who don't know. The seemingly random date for my Vista joke is actually my Birthdate with the exception of the year as I was born in 1992 but obviously Vista wasn't around then.

As usual, By Barry Luke Stuart.

 

Now we all know about Sonic being based, or in part based on Dragonball. The Yellow Aura round Sonic when transforming into SuperSonic? Ahhhh you say. But When I first saw the 90's dragonball z movie, Dragonball Z wrath of the dragon I nearly fainted. No.. seriously I almost did. There right before me...was Link in Dragonball Z! Watch the movie and you will see what I mean. What kind of magnicficent dream was this. Here was a hero, brandishing a Sword AND a Orcarina and even nods to Links time travelling antics, by implying the Sword Tapion gives to young trunks in the movie is how Future trunks gets he's sword, who is a fellow time traveller. Coincedences you all yell before retreating back to the T.V. to watch more in fascination. Don't spoil my fun now and this is more than that I could tell. BUT in this instance I actually didn't assume Link was based on Tapion..no I opted for vice versa. This is why. I realised this movie was dated about 1995 if memory serves.. and The Legend of Zelda games date back to the 1980's!!!! Errrr! Obviously dragonball (the manga) dates back to 1985 (don't quote me..but I think the same year the first ever Zelda game came out!) but Tapion is a movie character as in other words...a spin off character and so wasn't created by Akira Toriyama, so therfore he was not created until the 1990's! So I went on believing it was Tapion who was influenced by Link/ Zelda Franchise..until I found a article online. Now i'm sorry everyone I can't remember what it's URL was but it gave a twist in the tale if it is true.. And another franchise,well partly, was influenced by Dragonball z. Basically it was suggested That Orcarina of time which was released in 1998, was based on Tapion and/or the movie he was in released in 1995! I know..I never realised either..Please let me know if you have any further details on this..

Barry,

barrystu@hotmail.com

The Future's Bright. The Future's Orange.

 Well today I got a nice surprise. When I was waking up (it's none of your business when I wake up, my life thankyou :P ) I got a text from Orange.. Yes I thought they would be doing their usual monthly texts, top up £10 to get free texts etc..But it was something different. They decided to give me £5 FREE Credit! Yes. Really. I was already a fan of theirs but now this makes them the most generous provider ever. Yes it's done to keep customers, but I was already a customer of theres and theres no purchase neccessary, not even having to text to confirm like with some reward things. A completely free £5 to use before 8th december, so I've not spent a penny. For once something really free!!!!

 Thankyou Orange.

                                                     A day at The Seaside Part 2


Nick thinking ( well I don't know why David is moaning about his Cabinet.. About time he had a clear out anyway)

Megatron: "Hey David! We gonna get a move on or not?"

David: "Sure Megatron."

Megatron: "Hey, call me Megs."

David: "Are you bringing your inventions Meg's?"

Megatron: "Yes, definetly. I can work on some of them during our holiday. I think the flavourless water still needs refining."

David: "To be honest... I still don't get the point of the "house with no roof" you applied for a patent for."

Megatron: Just you wait 'till summer and you'll see.. They'll all want one.


To Be Continued...........


For those who never got the reference. When David was talking about Nick clegg filling his cabine t up with his children it was a reference to the coalition, Nick clegg having his ministers in David's cabinet (the other kind) and how they make out they always battle for power and Nick is seeking for an opportunity to take control or gain more influence. And so Nick saying David needs a clearout in a physical cabinet, is also a joke about the non-physical kind.

Agony Uncle Bazza. Informal and Formal

Will be on my Wix website too.

Thankyou

Please look at my websites when you have a minute. Also, if you want to check out each others, give me your web address and I can post it on here too and give a review even if you want :) I have added loads and everyday I update all 3 of my main sites, this one and www.our-realm.co.uk and www.wix.com/barryvp/ourworld

Thankyou!

Barry,

Optimus Prime: Oh my shiny new-

Phone rings-

"Hello, 321 flirters, Optimus here"

"Hi This is June. My son Megatron, completely innocent I might add, received an email from you. I am disgusted by what you do!"

"Ma'am. Before I answer, can you give me a second to sit up straight so I can pretend to listen to you."

"Certainly"

Thankyou. Now how can I say I'm sorry? Take your son out for a date? Show him there is more than meets the eye?

No! Absolutely not.. Well apart from the second option. I mean the first.

Listen give me your email and I'll apologise to him face to face.

Well ..I.

Come on. It won't take a second.

Well... I

I need your email?

Well...ok..

......Yes?

"JuneIweartightT-shirtsinthesummerwhilecookingflapjacksinmidwinter@hotmail.co.uk

"......oh.........I see..why you was so reluctant... Erm right. Accept me then. My addy is Optimalbodyfunctions@coldmail.co.uk

"Right..Accepted. Hang on.. Just turning my laptop on..

What? But you said you was accepting my request. How can you be if your laptop isn't even on yet. It's like your speaking in the wrong order..or someone is a very bad editor.

Well Sorry! You'll find continuity problems in everything.

Even British Shows?

..................Even British Shows!

(Optimus cries into his hands)

June: Anyway...Megatron! That cam girl has come to apologise! She's fully clothed, don't worry. Come on, so we can hurl insults at the disgusting-

Optimus: Ahhh Megatron. Come closer so I can see you.

June: Go on Megatron. I'm going to be right here. Don't log off until you have your apology.

Optimus: Megatronus. I would like to apologise profoundly for what I did. I know it is wrong and making our bodies seem mere "playthings" and not respecting people and most importantly off all making sexual advances to various people is wrong. Sex with anyone is a losers game for people with no life. But making love to a loved one is what real people do. Yet sadly I am a robot and could not see this until now. But my eyes have been opened faster than Brock's in the morning. This is a message for the children. I am Optimus prime. I send this message to all confused people across the earth. Wether young or old. All remaining hero's on earth. Do not tolerate seedy websites. Do not be afraid to express your shock at hearing your friends cheating. Stand up and be counted. Say this is King Arthurs Britain. Say life and delicate things should be treated as such and those not capable of sticking to one partner, those not capable of learning morals that they should of already had, should be ostricised. Too many are afraid. Too many won't Stand up. But I'm not. But I will. This is all true and honest. I am Optimus- Oh crap I already said that.

June: Your name is, " Optimus oh crap I already said that?"

Optimus: June.... Will you marry me?

Optimus: .....And Let me be a Stepdad to Megatronus? 

Optimus: Me and Bumblebee split up you see..... And I have no-one to keep me warm on these cold nights. And that long speech used up all my fuel.

June: Oh don't worry. In the next clip you'll have half your fuel back again.

Optimus: Sweeping those contunity issues aside you just mentioned, June. Marry me. Let me be an opponent of Cam girls instead of an associate. Today is V for Victory. Tomorrow is S for success.

June: Speaking of Continuity...I have noticed how your spelling of that word keeps changing....

Megatron: I always thought S was for se-

June: Shhhhh! 

Megatron: Sorry..

June: I accept your proposal Optimus. But I Must tell you one thing first... I'm married to Bumblebee.

Optimus: !!! What!!! That's who he went off to.

June: I'm sorry Optimus. It all just started in the back seat one day..

Optimus: Oh I bet it did....

To Be Continued..

A day at the seaside.....................

With Megatron and David.

Megatron: So David, have you brung the spade?

David: Oh yeah don't worry. I've used it a few times to dig me out of some small holes from time to time....

Megatron (Megatron coughs loudly) No comment.

David: Here doggy!

(Nick Clegg comes bounding over)

David looks down at his faithful Labrador.

David: Now Nick. Remember your not coming with us, Be a good doggy and stay with Uncle Gordon. And I don't want to see any more puppies when I came back. Remember when I only went out to get some chips last week, you had filled my whole cabinet with your kind...

(Nick Wags his tail slowly then puts his head down sad)

David: We won't be long..

Megatron. Huh! That's what you think. By the way. Are you taking your wife?

David: Oh no! Nooooo! Besides, she's taken Florence out with the Queen to go shoe shopping.

Megatron: I never realised they did shoes in her size.

David: The queens or my Daughters?

Megatron: The queen.....

David. Oh ants have been slaves to humans for years....it's amazing what they can do...with a bit of bribery...

Megatron: Sounds like George Bush.

David: Sounds like our whole government

Megatron: Anyway.....

To be continued.....

Megatron: I hear you have a career... Perhaps you can help me...

David Cameron: Oh I doubt that... I don't really work here you see...

Young man: Er is anyone else in this que waiting to sign on for Jobseekers allowance? Come this way please if you are.

David: Quick come on. You don't want to have to wait another half an hour.

Despite the Manager of the branch walking close by, Megatrong leans to the side and says to David-

Megatron: Don't you mean year...

Megatron and David Cameron at the Jobcentre plus in Romford. (Obviously not looking for a job or they wouldn't be in the place where your least going to find one, staff get paid to refer you onto jobs but they purposely try to set you up with jobs they don't think you will qualify for so they can refer you to more).

Next Episode >>>>>>>>> David Cameron and Megatron at the seaside. Having fun until a Council worker declares it illegal for Megatron to be playfully pushing David, saying he is disrupting the peace..........

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*We rung Megatron's estate but could not get neither a confirmation nor a denial of this from his spokestribes.

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