Cybertron News


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A first for us. The weekly feature of Updated list of entities banned from having pets is for today front page news, In a shocking piece of news, Tony Blair has been banned from having pets. The news was also featured on BBC News and obviously viewers waited anxiously for it to appear on another piece of media to see wether it was true or not. We are now picking up the story to confirm it's authenticity. We found out about this story by watching BBC News...... A Reporter tells us (Speaking through a T.V.) that Tony Blair was allegedly trying to convince his cat that it could fly. The RSPCA were shocked but Tony Blair insisted; "I never meant it so he would end up in a dangerous situation, I was trying to tell him it was time he flew the nest but I've been stitched up and my words twisted." The case continues......

The hunt for Megatron continues. There was a reporting of a figure in a KFC but it turned out to be former Bank of England Manager Gordon Brown.

If you see Megatron do not approach him in any circumstances. Ring The Bumblebee delayed Rescuing Service on 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 22 33 Thankyou.


In other news, Prime minister Harry FlapJack has launched a scathing attack on the quality of cartoons shown all around Cybertron in all regions. "What is this rubbish called "Tipsy Dipsy" and  "Yellow Panther?" We need to invest in better cartoons for our young. Cartoons can have a huge influence."



(Due to budget cuts we are no longer having a puzzle page.....well until Rupert Murdoch finalises a rescue package)


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Note: The reason for the long number in the article is to make sure as best as I can that this number is not a real number in any region so people don't actually try to ring it.....well yes it would be silly but people have done it before in real magazines........