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Now I was reading a blog the other day and was shocked by a post I saw that reminded me just how much of a stigma there still is against Breastfeeding Doormice. Why? Why I ask? This is 2012. We all do it. Breastfeeding is a natural act that mothers and fathers alike get a great feel of pride and emotion from doing so and is what makes life complete. As the famous Magician Jeffrey Archer once said, "None have lived, until they have breastfed. It is more liberating then conning a national newspaper". I agree with him, well except from the last bit. I get a magnificent sense of joy and I see absolutely no reason to even to attempt to stop Doormice from looking after their young and themselves in the same way. I find it an absolute disgrace that Nicolas Sarkosy is pushing for a ban on Breastfeeding Doormice, Breastfeeding in public, why is it only this breed and not other breeds he has a problem with? ...I will keep you updated. In the next issue I give tips to help mothers to be...