I never used to use Twitter much, I kept forgetting to do updates but Recently we have come across this person on there who goes by the name "Falseidentity1". Apart from his highly comical and questionable comments we don't know much else about him/her. If you can shed any light on this mysterious figure, please let me know.
(My Twitter username:Barryvp)
Saturday, 30 April 2011
??I'm really NOT Joking
Ok, this will look odd, I admit and completely understand. But I was searching Sega again and came across this Nintendo3DS forum where people were suggesting Sega are making a new console. Here is the link! Just imagine if it really was true.. But I don't want to get my hopes up,
http://3dsforums.com/lounge-2/segas-new-console-2011-a-2103/
http://3dsforums.com/lounge-2/segas-new-console-2011-a-2103/
A slight......development
Hi, After I did my last blog I was Googling Sega and erm...came across something ......unexpected on their Wikipedia Website.. This is no joke, I was hoping it was but bless the Japanese Sega staff they've gone a tad.....dodgy... Link Below;
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/01/sega-urinal-games/
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/01/sega-urinal-games/
New Gaming News
(Spoof) (as in not real)
Great news! Sega unveil their new console. Yes their back at last. Now, great hits such as Pokemon and Dragonball z will have a decent console to appear on! Oh...who said that.. But what's more, gaming legend Atari are unveiling plans for their brand spanking new console faster then I was unveiling....Oh yeah..sorry..erm anyway. Atari's new console looks exactly like all their other stuff...but that's good, that's what we want!! Take note, Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo. While Atari are unsure what kind of games will appear on their console and wether they're decent, Sega have confirmed a whole Catalogue of...........yes you guessed it...Sonic games. Every single one of their previous Solely developed by them Sonic games will be ported plus some new additions. Sega's new console, Sega "DreamStar" also has internet access. But it gets better...oh yes it does. Without even using an internet connection, the DreamStar has a built in dictionary plus a built in "thingy" (we don't know what to call it) where you can type in any word, question, phrase and the DreamStar... amazingly....will answer it! We spent hours and hours trying to outsmart it but no matter what we typed it always came back with an answer, and not just an answer but a decent answer. Not like silly jeeves on askjeevees what colour my wig is, who only gives you links to other sites. But this much better version is offline and is the result of Sega working tirelessly thinking of things people would and wouldn't type and posting an answer. Now for the Sauce on your apple pie...Sega said they will also begin development on a handheld console. :) :) Yipee! Plus the DreamStar comes built in with Sonic 1,2,3 and Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 plus a mini game also comes preloaded where Bill gates shakes his Tic Tacs at you.. They said it...NOT me.
Pricing, well yes.. The DreamStar will cost £200 exactly and The Atari console we don't care about but we pretend we will, will cost...who knows... (Ok, the Atari console we DO care about, but considerably less in comparison to the magnificent comeback of SEGAAAAA!) (When you turn the console on, you hear the classic "SEEEEGAAAA", that's how you know their back...and here to stay!)
A spokesman for Sega called I whipmyhairbackandforthSatoshiBarryalaska said, "It is an honour to be able to have our own console again and not be in the clutches.. I mean service of the tyran..er companies Bintendo and Microhard... (Now that's just plain rude!)
Watch this space
(If you want to of course, don't feel pressured to comeback to my site everyday, obviously you will do..but still)
Yours not at all sincerely,
Barry-I'm-not-sure-why-I'm-signing-off-like-I-wrote-a-letter-when-I-wrote-a-blog-Stuart
:)
Great news! Sega unveil their new console. Yes their back at last. Now, great hits such as Pokemon and Dragonball z will have a decent console to appear on! Oh...who said that.. But what's more, gaming legend Atari are unveiling plans for their brand spanking new console faster then I was unveiling....Oh yeah..sorry..erm anyway. Atari's new console looks exactly like all their other stuff...but that's good, that's what we want!! Take note, Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo. While Atari are unsure what kind of games will appear on their console and wether they're decent, Sega have confirmed a whole Catalogue of...........yes you guessed it...Sonic games. Every single one of their previous Solely developed by them Sonic games will be ported plus some new additions. Sega's new console, Sega "DreamStar" also has internet access. But it gets better...oh yes it does. Without even using an internet connection, the DreamStar has a built in dictionary plus a built in "thingy" (we don't know what to call it) where you can type in any word, question, phrase and the DreamStar... amazingly....will answer it! We spent hours and hours trying to outsmart it but no matter what we typed it always came back with an answer, and not just an answer but a decent answer. Not like silly jeeves on askjeevees what colour my wig is, who only gives you links to other sites. But this much better version is offline and is the result of Sega working tirelessly thinking of things people would and wouldn't type and posting an answer. Now for the Sauce on your apple pie...Sega said they will also begin development on a handheld console. :) :) Yipee! Plus the DreamStar comes built in with Sonic 1,2,3 and Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 plus a mini game also comes preloaded where Bill gates shakes his Tic Tacs at you.. They said it...NOT me.
Pricing, well yes.. The DreamStar will cost £200 exactly and The Atari console we don't care about but we pretend we will, will cost...who knows... (Ok, the Atari console we DO care about, but considerably less in comparison to the magnificent comeback of SEGAAAAA!) (When you turn the console on, you hear the classic "SEEEEGAAAA", that's how you know their back...and here to stay!)
A spokesman for Sega called I whipmyhairbackandforthSatoshiBarryalaska said, "It is an honour to be able to have our own console again and not be in the clutches.. I mean service of the tyran..er companies Bintendo and Microhard... (Now that's just plain rude!)
Watch this space
(If you want to of course, don't feel pressured to comeback to my site everyday, obviously you will do..but still)
Yours not at all sincerely,
Barry-I'm-not-sure-why-I'm-signing-off-like-I-wrote-a-letter-when-I-wrote-a-blog-Stuart
:)
Saturday, 23 April 2011
A quick update
Hi, me again. One of my sources at JHO (Not related to "IGN",even though each letter is a letter after IGN,completely coincedental) tells me (a completly trustworthy site and associate) that "The BeeGees Fly tipping Services" originally planned for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 only, will appear on the Nintendo Not so 3d, 3DS. Robin Will be playable from the start and Barry is a comfirmed unlockable. More news when it breaks. Watch this space. (Not all day, I do have a life you know)
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Hi. This is my first blog. So were going to look at some cool games coming out this year. Out in a few months is "Transformers: Battle for my arse", which is the long awaited Nintendo DS sequel to "Transformers: Battle for the shower". Don't expect a sequel.... Nintendo have confirmed "Pokemon rangers: (copyright nintendo, but mine in another dimension) Satoshi's Treasure" is in the works and expected to be launched with the Nintendo 3DS. Yes! ,.... at last..Pokemon will really come out of the screen. What more could we want?
More updates soon! Thanks
Nintendo have copyrighted pokemon and all games and transformers belongs to its respective owners, and all my work, including this blog belong to me and shouldnt be copied,reproduced without permission.
Hi. This is my first blog. So were going to look at some cool games coming out this year. Out in a few months is "Transformers: Battle for my arse", which is the long awaited Nintendo DS sequel to "Transformers: Battle for the shower". Don't expect a sequel.... Nintendo have confirmed "Pokemon rangers: (copyright nintendo, but mine in another dimension) Satoshi's Treasure" is in the works and expected to be launched with the Nintendo 3DS. Yes! ,.... at last..Pokemon will really come out of the screen. What more could we want?
More updates soon! Thanks
Nintendo have copyrighted pokemon and all games and transformers belongs to its respective owners, and all my work, including this blog belong to me and shouldnt be copied,reproduced without permission.
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