A day at the seaside.....................

With Megatron and David.

Megatron: So David, have you brung the spade?

David: Oh yeah don't worry. I've used it a few times to dig me out of some small holes from time to time....

Megatron (Megatron coughs loudly) No comment.

David: Here doggy!

(Nick Clegg comes bounding over)

David looks down at his faithful Labrador.

David: Now Nick. Remember your not coming with us, Be a good doggy and stay with Uncle Gordon. And I don't want to see any more puppies when I came back. Remember when I only went out to get some chips last week, you had filled my whole cabinet with your kind...

(Nick Wags his tail slowly then puts his head down sad)

David: We won't be long..

Megatron. Huh! That's what you think. By the way. Are you taking your wife?

David: Oh no! Nooooo! Besides, she's taken Florence out with the Queen to go shoe shopping.

Megatron: I never realised they did shoes in her size.

David: The queens or my Daughters?

Megatron: The queen.....

David. Oh ants have been slaves to humans for years....it's amazing what they can do...with a bit of bribery...

Megatron: Sounds like George Bush.

David: Sounds like our whole government

Megatron: Anyway.....

To be continued.....