If you would like to check out my youtube channel, here is the address;

http://www.youtube.com/user/BarryVP12?feature=mhee

: )

  ......Some say scones. Some say scone,


Some say Megatron. Some say Paul daniels (get the joke?)

Some say Irene. Some say bigger breasted lady.

Some say read. Some say read. Ok... your lost..and there are several flaws with all of this. Well I never professed to be flawless did I?

 Soundwave here. No I'm not doing my deep breathing exercises today. Today is Saturday so it's my, "let me fix your computer problems or at least pretend to while breathing in a completely irrelevant manner that coincides with the release of Michael Bay's last Transformers film dancing naked around a campfire that produces the offspring of Gears of war second strike the unofficial title of my Bedroom disaster written by "cody-lets-make-a-name-up-next-issue-Thompson" day".

Yes.                 It's a long day.

So what problems do you have? Message me your problems or comment below and I will try to help as best as I can, albeit in a humorous way if Lord Megatron permits. For now I shall have to make up problems. Slinky Dave says my PC won't turn on at all. Well buy another one you potato. With a name like that you can certainly afford to.

Next question, from Petersburg in Petersburg. My Computer crashes each time I watch Eastenders on BBC iplayer. Well Petersburg, I think you answered your question and you know what you need to stop doing there. I hope you can see the error of your ways... with... Grrrr E..ast....enders.

I shall be back. When you call me. When you need me. I hear and see all. You shall have a friend in me. I shall be listening..... always.

        Soundwave   (V.2)

Myths

                                                               MythBusters


Through the years we get told lots of things and I would like to clear a few things up that I was told years ago.

The Beegees were born in New Zealend.

I am told they were not born in New Zealend.

The Beegees are in their 80's.

They are in their 60's now.

If you have any other Myths that need clearing up..you know how to contact me, check my profile, or leave a comment : )

I was googling along...like I do.. When I noticed Frieza has updated his henchmen. The Ginyu force have had a makeover and now seem to be made of members determined to show as much flesh as they can. Anyone order 3 Sandwich's?

Better not add anymore food jokes..or we get into dodgy territory..

Who likes to write letters? Yess I know there's a lot of us. Even in this day and age of technology it's lovely to take a step back.  Sure there are dangers to be wary of but as with everything else there is as well. Perhaps I might design a new site for exchanging letters, penpal letters, mail, whatever you want to call it. If you would like to work with me on that or anything else...you know what you can do..  :) x

Bazza





barrystu@hotmail.com

Originally my wix website was to be my main instrument for my projects but looking at the speed with which you can post blogs on here I may use this as well, although rest assured all my websites will be updated as reguarly as I can. A depression help group will eventually be launched as soon as I finish deciding the best format for it. If you would like to help or ask more about that, as always contact me anyway you want. Next is a Friend group for meeting new friends. I would love input and suggestions for that. Don't we all love making new friends.


Contact Info

Email:barrystu@hotmail.com.
Youtube Channel:BarryVP12.
Twitter:@barryvp.
Skype-Coming soon.
Address and/or mobile number- Message me please.

Thankyou

Barry Luke Stuart

http://www.apple.com/uk/stevejobs/

A nice tribute from Apple. I heard Barack Obama and Bill Gates who was a lifelong friend, both left messages.

I better make sure I press the right buttons...

Just a quick update of thoughts.

Part of the sadness I think is the suddeness. Maybe he did know himself he might not be with us much longer but it seemed he died so suddenly, without warning, no heads-up. Maybe it wa sjust that he was extremely ill but was determined to work to the end, doing what he loved, if that is true then that is ok. It's not that it presents a scaryness to me. But that it seems rude and strange, although I hadn't been following his every move, it seems to me like he was at Apple one day, working and then the next day he was gone. I just guess I am used to seeing people slowly limit their workloads, sleep more than they used to etc but with Steve I never seemed to see that.. I guess it shows his energy.

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Update-18/07/2012,  with the sad news that former Beegee Robin Gibb has died through cancer and other health problems, perhaps what I wrote above could be true for him as well. I didn't imagine Robin would actually die....but it turned out he would. I can't remember what his health was when I wrote this post last year but I'm sure he was a little healthier, strange to think that the next year Robin Gibb would die too..

       Cyberton News                                                        10pence Decadely

Jim says: Will we have to lower the cost of this newspaper? As
human money is extremely rare and..... (cont pg 333)



Our main feauture. Ultras Magnus's  I I I I I debate. Will he still be "Iing"? And Captain Kirks all you can eat buffet goes stale. Not to mention a look at Soundwave's Bath shipping program getting the plug pulled on it and what this will mean for the economy.


Did Megatron Kill off Optimus prime. New D.N.A. evidence has come to light. Leading and investigating detective, Segeant Bumblebee Golddigger says" While this evidence is completely irrelevant as Transformers do not have D.N.A. like humans, I shall pretend this is true so we can make an arrest..nobody reads this newspaper do they?"










Got an idea for Cybertron news? Email barrystu@hotmail.com.  Before it's too late.
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Puzzle Page! We are pleased to announce once again we have no puzzles for you! Turn to page 14 for them! Your welcome! No no, Your too kind.

Sir Steve Jobs (I say sir to people everyday out of respect, not wether knighted or not) and Transformers: The game, Playstation 2.


Thankyou Megatron, I'll take over.


First up. I was completely shocked and saddened to hear of the death of Steve Jobs, Apple Co-founder as well of another company that later became a part of Apple, worked at Pixar animation studios, saviour of Apple transforming the company, and maybe his favourite role- a family man, four children, wife and a sister. While I find Apple's products severely overpriced and overhyped massively...,as I keep stressing to people, I have nothing against the products. Sure one of the Iphones might not of been able to make phone calls. One might of lacked Java..but who says you have to have it? Well done for being different. I love all technology and will never  rubbish any. My only issue like with the Imac's is the price and looking at mainly the technology, is it worth it? No. But the actual product? Brilliant. The reason I challenge the price so much is because so many and me wouldn't mind having a go at an Iphone or an Imac but at terrible costs..well how can we. But Steve Jobs handled issues with Apples products good. He, I'm sure to many and to me, not just because he is about the only Apple worker I know the name of, was the face of Apple and interestingly will still be for sometime I think. He was a good speaker and I haven't even heard him speak much, which says a lot.I imagine he enjoyed working at Apple, judging by the years he worked their for as well. I bet many people were glad to see him return to Apple for years away and it's strange how so soon after retiring he died but he kept himself busy up until the end doing what he loved.


Steve Jobs 1955-2011


R.I.P.


Part 2


Playing Playstation 2 games yesterday on my brothers birthday was interesting. He was playing Sims and Resident Evil, which you don't need me to tell you are legendary and both very innovative, games. And after that we played Transformers, a version based on the Transformers: Armada cartoon from nearly a decade ago but a more recent incarnation of Transformers cartoons still. Then we played, "Transformers: The game", based on the first Transformers live action film, from 2007. Both were very good..despite Chelsey trying to blow up the whole of America despite us opting to try the Autobot missions first. More wonders came about when before my very eyes Bumblebee casually walked up to some kind of "nourishment centre" (alright restuarant, M.R. fancy pants..actually better not say M.R. or Janet Street Porter will be after me..don't know why though.,.she is a man herself) and jumped up to the top of the building (yet the building did not collapse or shudder at all, although the game does have amazingly realistic physics, and what I noticed is how well damage "stays" and buildings don't miraculously reconstruct themselves as you turn a corner, although there is a whole mission devoted to destruction and if such a thing happened that would be a big problem, but it is impressive to have it, as in the game to be on top form, even outside of missions on "the overworld" so to speak.) and picked up a giant doughnut and lobbed it somewhere and I looked back seconds later and it was still rolling down the pavement with no signs of stopping. If America ever had money problems before...little do they know what's been unleashed. If that was the Autbots..imagine how much damage the Decepticons cause. I dread to see what Chelsey can do commanding one of them. Yes Optimus prime, I did see you throw a robot into a building in one of your Michael Bay stints. That didn't go unnoticed. 


That's all for now. I hope you enjoy.


Thankyou : )








Barry. Promoter of "I shall start a sentence with "And" if I want to." It is not bad grammar and often neccessary. 

Megatron: Oh I'm a sex bomb. Sex bomb. You like my shiny-

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Megatron: Oh hi Ladies and Gents. Well I am glad to of regained control of my blog. Well I never lost control of it actually but I typed in the wrong url and...well I thought my account had been hacked by some person severely lacking confidence judging by their blog posts..I would show an example but ofcom already havemy peanuts for raisins. And actually it isn't my blog but young Barry's but I have taken it over, I megatron, incase you didn't know who I was. And I shall start a sentence with and if I want to...does anyone die when I do? But even I have sympathy for the right day and that is today. I learned Steve jobs died..a great person regardless of wether they managed to acomplish goals but he is someone who certainly did and so before I let Barry do a more serious blog post about him, I would like to bow to Steve and say you will be missed and I hope you had a good life and enjoyed it more importantly.


Steve Jobs (Steven Paul Jobs) 1955-2011







By Megatron (Barry)

Do you fancy a T-shirt? I am designing and selling many.. Please email me @ barrystu@hotmail.com.. Or visit http://www.our-realm.co.uk/home/my-t-shirt-collection

Thankyou,

Barry.

Short Preview

David Cameron: The point is no-one told me I was Prime minister. I never knew. Nick can you stop licking my leg for just a second..

Nick Clegg: Sorry, just trying to heal wounds.

David Cameron: You are a wound Nick.

What an interesting conversation...

Megatron: Easy on the ice though this time Pikachu

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

Megatron: Mutant creature. No-one understands you.

Pikachu: ........Piiiiiiiiiiiiiika.

Bumblebee: Don't worry. I know how you feel.


Everyone all together- Side script.

A quick and urgent update from Optimistic Megatron. So urgent that I post it on Blogger instead of the disturbingly fast Twitter.

"I have something to say. There have been naked pictures circulating around the internet of me. These are not me, as to say they are not me. Except from the one where I'm wearing Lacy underwear... Ohhh I remember that day.. It was at Bumblebee's funeral and WheelJack spiked Transformers Prime Megatron, my cousin, with too much energon in his flavourless water. A bit like the time he put too much energon in Optimus's energon free energon drink....although rumours persist that was on purpose.. Anyway... I digress.. If I was wearing underwear they wouldn't be naked pictures but my point is that, that is the only real picture of me.


And the one where me and Cliff swap Spanners......


So thankyou for allowing me to clear a few things up.

Megatron: Father! I demand a paternity test!

So let's go to our first caller... Hey there Fred..

Fred: Hi..

Megatron: How may I help?

Fred.. Well Megs. I've been seeing thi-

Megatron: WOAH! WOAH! Take a step back there dude! Where is your grammar? "I've"? I have!

Fred: Sorry...I never realised..

Megatron: What? What you thought that just because I like to blow people up I don't speak proper English. YOUUUUU Hypocrite.. That's what you are. Do you know what you are

Fred: Yes a Hy-

Megatron: Let me tell you. a Hypocrite. A hypocrite.

Fred: Anyway... I have been seeing this girl for over a month now but she wants to have children. But I don't feel ready yet.

Megatron: Firstly, thankyou for speaking properly this tyme dude yh m8. I am glad I was able to help. Join us again next time

Fred: But you nev-

Megatron: Goodbye. I would wink but my prosthetics don't allow it.

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If you want the serious answer to that question or any other question please feel free to email at barrystu@hotmail.com and I will try to be as helpful as I can :)

Megatron. The only dating site you can trust.

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Megatron. Putting the Tron in your relationship.

Transformers Scripts.

Boy: mum have you seen that new Galvatron toy?

Mum: That's not Galvatron son. That's a cheap imitation called Megatron.


(GASP)!!

Hmmmmm

The life and times of Sir Patrick Stewarts stale Roast Potato flavoured chimney sweep Walkers crisps.

A long time ago in the year 1903. Before. fullstops. Were overused. As. A result. Of improper. And. False advertising. Megatron was at his computer one day when he ran to his mum in disgust. Noo he did not hate her. But what he witnessed. Here is the scene.

Megatron's mum:  (Er....er... she was born with that name....cough cough.) "What's wrong son".

Megatron: "Mummy!  Scary. Scary".

Megatron's mum: (who's name has been revealed to be June now) "What was it"?

Megatron: "On the computer. I was looking at that site...Wikipeapodedia..for a intimate guide on how to grow up to be a good Galvatron when I'm older, like you told me too, when a pop came up. Oh how I hate machines. Full of Violence and harrassment..unlike us".

June: (who shall now appear as June from now on as if it was some gentle way from the author to gradually reveal details about characters) "What was the pop up about? And why was the guide intimate"?

Megatron: "Because it told me to have a shower whilst naked......"

June: (because I can't be bothered to keep writing Megatron's mum anymore..and it may sound like the beginning of a very rude joke...) "Er...anyway... The pop up"?

Megatron: "Well this Cam girl came on..Saying... " I want you. I want you sooo badly". I covered my eyes mummy, like you said I should in these situations. Although I did sneak a little peak and I admit....their pistons were smoo- "

June: "Megatron"!

Megatron: (Hastily getting back on track:) "Er..anyway. They wouldn't leave me alone and that Wiki site must be dodgy because somehow this cam girl got hold of my email address and sent me an email".

June: "Oh no"!

Megatron: "See look mum, .... "Need servicing? Let me see to all of your needs. Optimus Prime"


The HORROR.



Extended/Mini Part 2


Mavis: (June,but for some reason has changed her name since the last episode...or perhaps a continuity error.) "Ohh Megatron... That must be your dad".

(Walks in through the door) "Hello guys".

Mavis: "Hello Bumblebee dear".


Dern dern dern!!!!

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Megatron: "Hello..................................... Father...."


Written By Barry Stuart in a Spontanous moment.

Daily Mail 04/10/2011


Well it's been a while since I have heard some good news today but waking up and looking at the front page of the Daily  
Mail that changed. After tremendously painful years of torment.......Amanda Knox is freed. Yes the breaking news that will surely be spreading around the internet, work, emails, maybe even personal letters, T.V. and more is Amanda Knox  is freed. To which I am delighted as a believer of her Innocence. But alas...I did really think after I read about this appeal that she would not be freed and Italian prosecutors seemed so determined of her Guilt. Yet I read she said she was not even at the place of the murder at the time. I am glad she is safe and can hopefully begin the long road to being able to sleep safe and sound at night again or to sleep at all. I do feel sad though...why Britain or America or any other Country who claim to be strong..did nothing to intervene. Start a war in Iraq. Tick. Save a young girl and at the worst accidently start a war with Italy? No Tick. But why? I pity those who call themselves leaders but are not. Bold leaders will make everything there business, help the innocent and bring them to a safe home no matter what. This went on for 4 years. Britain for a start should of demanded her freedom. What kind of powers do leaders have that they are bounded by distance...borders.