So let's go to our first caller... Hey there Fred..

Fred: Hi..

Megatron: How may I help?

Fred.. Well Megs. I've been seeing thi-

Megatron: WOAH! WOAH! Take a step back there dude! Where is your grammar? "I've"? I have!

Fred: Sorry...I never realised..

Megatron: What? What you thought that just because I like to blow people up I don't speak proper English. YOUUUUU Hypocrite.. That's what you are. Do you know what you are

Fred: Yes a Hy-

Megatron: Let me tell you. a Hypocrite. A hypocrite.

Fred: Anyway... I have been seeing this girl for over a month now but she wants to have children. But I don't feel ready yet.

Megatron: Firstly, thankyou for speaking properly this tyme dude yh m8. I am glad I was able to help. Join us again next time

Fred: But you nev-

Megatron: Goodbye. I would wink but my prosthetics don't allow it.

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