Cyberton News                                                        10pence Decadely

Jim says: Will we have to lower the cost of this newspaper? As
human money is extremely rare and..... (cont pg 333)



Our main feauture. Ultras Magnus's  I I I I I debate. Will he still be "Iing"? And Captain Kirks all you can eat buffet goes stale. Not to mention a look at Soundwave's Bath shipping program getting the plug pulled on it and what this will mean for the economy.


Did Megatron Kill off Optimus prime. New D.N.A. evidence has come to light. Leading and investigating detective, Segeant Bumblebee Golddigger says" While this evidence is completely irrelevant as Transformers do not have D.N.A. like humans, I shall pretend this is true so we can make an arrest..nobody reads this newspaper do they?"










Got an idea for Cybertron news? Email barrystu@hotmail.com.  Before it's too late.
_____________________________________________
                                                                                          I
                                                                                          I
                                                                                          I
Updated list of entities banned from having pets:            I
                                                                                          I
Megatron. Irene. Sonic the Hedgehog.                             I
_____________________________________________I


Puzzle Page! We are pleased to announce once again we have no puzzles for you! Turn to page 14 for them! Your welcome! No no, Your too kind.