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The life and times of Sir Patrick Stewarts stale Roast Potato flavoured chimney sweep Walkers crisps.

A long time ago in the year 1903. Before. fullstops. Were overused. As. A result. Of improper. And. False advertising. Megatron was at his computer one day when he ran to his mum in disgust. Noo he did not hate her. But what he witnessed. Here is the scene.

Megatron's mum:  (Er....er... she was born with that name....cough cough.) "What's wrong son".

Megatron: "Mummy!  Scary. Scary".

Megatron's mum: (who's name has been revealed to be June now) "What was it"?

Megatron: "On the computer. I was looking at that site...Wikipeapodedia..for a intimate guide on how to grow up to be a good Galvatron when I'm older, like you told me too, when a pop came up. Oh how I hate machines. Full of Violence and harrassment..unlike us".

June: (who shall now appear as June from now on as if it was some gentle way from the author to gradually reveal details about characters) "What was the pop up about? And why was the guide intimate"?

Megatron: "Because it told me to have a shower whilst naked......"

June: (because I can't be bothered to keep writing Megatron's mum anymore..and it may sound like the beginning of a very rude joke...) "Er...anyway... The pop up"?

Megatron: "Well this Cam girl came on..Saying... " I want you. I want you sooo badly". I covered my eyes mummy, like you said I should in these situations. Although I did sneak a little peak and I admit....their pistons were smoo- "

June: "Megatron"!

Megatron: (Hastily getting back on track:) "Er..anyway. They wouldn't leave me alone and that Wiki site must be dodgy because somehow this cam girl got hold of my email address and sent me an email".

June: "Oh no"!

Megatron: "See look mum, .... "Need servicing? Let me see to all of your needs. Optimus Prime"


The HORROR.



Extended/Mini Part 2


Mavis: (June,but for some reason has changed her name since the last episode...or perhaps a continuity error.) "Ohh Megatron... That must be your dad".

(Walks in through the door) "Hello guys".

Mavis: "Hello Bumblebee dear".


Dern dern dern!!!!

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Megatron: "Hello..................................... Father...."


Written By Barry Stuart in a Spontanous moment.