A quick and urgent update from Optimistic Megatron. So urgent that I post it on Blogger instead of the disturbingly fast Twitter.

"I have something to say. There have been naked pictures circulating around the internet of me. These are not me, as to say they are not me. Except from the one where I'm wearing Lacy underwear... Ohhh I remember that day.. It was at Bumblebee's funeral and WheelJack spiked Transformers Prime Megatron, my cousin, with too much energon in his flavourless water. A bit like the time he put too much energon in Optimus's energon free energon drink....although rumours persist that was on purpose.. Anyway... I digress.. If I was wearing underwear they wouldn't be naked pictures but my point is that, that is the only real picture of me.


And the one where me and Cliff swap Spanners......


So thankyou for allowing me to clear a few things up.