Soundwave here. No I'm not doing my deep breathing exercises today. Today is Saturday so it's my, "let me fix your computer problems or at least pretend to while breathing in a completely irrelevant manner that coincides with the release of Michael Bay's last Transformers film dancing naked around a campfire that produces the offspring of Gears of war second strike the unofficial title of my Bedroom disaster written by "cody-lets-make-a-name-up-next-issue-Thompson" day".

Yes.                 It's a long day.

So what problems do you have? Message me your problems or comment below and I will try to help as best as I can, albeit in a humorous way if Lord Megatron permits. For now I shall have to make up problems. Slinky Dave says my PC won't turn on at all. Well buy another one you potato. With a name like that you can certainly afford to.

Next question, from Petersburg in Petersburg. My Computer crashes each time I watch Eastenders on BBC iplayer. Well Petersburg, I think you answered your question and you know what you need to stop doing there. I hope you can see the error of your ways... with... Grrrr E..ast....enders.

I shall be back. When you call me. When you need me. I hear and see all. You shall have a friend in me. I shall be listening..... always.

        Soundwave   (V.2)