A queen soaring to new heights (How do you like that Barry! Re-using a title from before! Oh wait...I'm Barry...)

I was on hotmail news today A.K.A. msn news (which will soon be no longer when MSN retires next year, you all know that right? Unless they merge the news section into Skype which is what I predict) after signing into my business email accounts (as Microhard threatens they may be deleted if I dont keep signing in and I really don't want to give them an excuse! So I sign in to my less used email addresses once a month or so, as oppose to my personal one which I am signed in permanently (also a good preventive measure against spyware and keyloggers and hackers etc :P). I took a look at some news and they had one about a reptilian ali- I mean women sometimes dubbed "Queen of England" (apparently she won strictly come dancing or something...) who has made history by being the first ali- er Monarch, I think it was, to sit in on a Cabinet meeting. If you go to MSN you can see the image of her sandwiched between William Hagues unnaturally shiny head and David Cameron's unnaturally shiny ego. But what I found just as interesting was when I clicked to another picture on the slide show, apparently she was the first Monarch (and one of the first people overall surely) to send an email back in 1976, when she visited an Army base as you can see for yourself if you look at the picture to check I'm not making it up. Well I could of doctored the text easily in Paint...oh I don't help myself do I but navigate to the URL and you will see I am telling you the truth...but that doesn't finish it though does it? No. We want to know what the email she sent was do we not? Well I paid some politici- er... I had tea with David Cameron this morning......and coincidentally today I received in my inbox, a copy of her email. (Under the picture)  

A early email sent in 1976 from Queen Elizabeth's visit to an army base and the first Monarch to send an email-

To: Charles Philip Arthur George (He obviously never heard of Surnames!)

" Charles get your arse here now! Camilla's trying to poison me with her cooking again and Philips trying to extract his foot from someone's mouth. How he got it there one does not like to think about but one can only imagine one must of had a mouth as equally as big as ones foot. Well Philip does like to put his foot in it. Now stop stroking your plants and get over here! I don't know how much more I can stand of Camilla's "All you can eat buffet...with a hunger surprise!"

P.S. Your shirt is undone.

P.S.P.S. You are like the son I never had. What I mean is...I wish you were the son I never had!

P.S.P.S.P.S. I'm sorry I never meant it! Sorry..the stress of doing nothing is really taking it's toll on me...so much work. I need a break. Tax payer funded holiday in Greece? See you there right? I'll get the Corgi's quarantined."
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Well..that was insightful...and rude! Cor!.... Any how thanks for reading.. Stay tuned for more random stuff. (One must wonder...how would Charles receive the email without a computer? How would he of seen the email without an email account as he couldn't of had one as she was the first Monarch to send an email..unless Charles had an email account and just never used it to send emails before.) Why am I still writing so seriously as if this is all true when you all know I made that email up (the content, the story is true) ? All will never be revealed in next weeks episode.

Next Week: Read Prince Charles's angry response in full!

Extract;

"Dear mother.... I never realised you would sound so boring in an email! But you did write it after all! I would come home but my Daisies are currently procreating and I must not miss this exciting chapter in the facts of life. I nearly found out what it was all about last week when Coronation street came on but it ended before the exciting stuff happened. Someone keeps telling me flowers breed differently to humans but I'm not fooling for that! They don't call me Charles Xavier for nothing! I've got my biggest magnifying glass out so I don't miss a thing! (And neither will you miss a thing I said with the amount of exclamation marks I've been using!) ..." (Full email coming next week)


If you want to read up more about M.R. Stroke my chrysanthemum's and butter my crumpets while I secretly play Xbox 360 with Alan Sugar at the back of his board room, please check out the Wikipedia link which shall surely back up everything I said as it is such a reliable source. Now enough humour for today. Have a nice day :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles,_Prince_of_Wales


Please note, no offence is meant with any jokes and whether it seems it or not care is taken to not offend.

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