I was annoyed to read in the Daily Mail today that the Election T.V. debates are "unlikely to be repeated" according to the Daily Mail, (so most certainly will return that actually means) I liked them to be honest.. According to the Daily Mail though, David Cameron said;

"My reflection on last time was that they did suck all the life out of the campaign",

Top Psychologist Barry Stuart translates into English....

"I really got my arse kicked last year. That was so embarrassing I never got the hang of the whole thing... even Gordon got more points than me.. I am never doing that again. Not even if you give me more botox for my birthday."

(It is currently unconfirmed whether the last sentence was made up by Barry or not, as it does fit his style. Then again he is writing this whole thing..so we may never know the truth.. What a cover up.... How dare you says Barry, now talking to himself. I never worked for the BBC...)