John Prescott is sworn in as president of the world


In a shock announcement to the world, John Prescott was last night sworn in as president of the world.
As the barbarians line up outside the gate, the world fell to its knees in total devestation.

The pope had this to say

"We knew it was coming. We knew not the hour. We did not know the face it would wear nor the weapon it shall wield. But we knew the time was approaching. The Anti-Christ is here."

In other news. Tony Blair has been arrested for trying to fly his personal jet into George W Bush's garden. Apparently he and George fell out over who owned a chess set that they purchased together last year in Britain. Tony Blair did initially resist arrest before calming down.

One source close to the married couple said this- "Tony is fuming. It was clear in their contract that Tony would look after the set for 4 days a week before handing it over to George for the remainder of the weeks days."

A close friend of Tony said-

"Tony is of his rocker...He would make a damn good Labour leader."

More on this shocking turn of events later.