THIS is going to be juicyyyyyyyy!

Says Knockout as he watches Starscream swivel his body. He had always admired the sleak curves and smoothness of Starscreams exterior. Always admired the cunning intellect in that brain of his. Always loved the cowardly and yet sometimes brave nature of Starscream. But what he felt right now could only be explained as "Juicy."

Knockout: STARSCREAM! Wake up!

Starscream sat up immediately looking around anxiously before realising Knockout was standing right before him, his mad eyes frantic with the reflection of some evil scheme.

Knockout: I have something naughty to do! How about you and me get up and do some disco while Megs is sleeping we can even sneak Optimus aboard!

Starscream: Hmmm... alright. I have been itching to try out those new moves Miranda Hart taught me that involve spinning on your breasts for 60 seconds in each cycle.

Knockout: Errr.. Yeah.. er..

Some time later......


Optimus: I heard you called me..

Starscream: Yes we wanted to know (removing his head from between Knockout's legs) if you were up (extracting his left leg from Knockouts mouth) for some (removing his right leg from Megatrons sleeping mouth) dancing.

Optimus: Dancing?

Knockout: Yes. Something Juicy.

Optimus: Juicy?

Knockout: Juicyyyyy.

Optimus: Juicy?

Knockout: Juicyyyy.

Optimus: I don't understand.

Knockout: Juicy

Optimus: Juicy?

Knockout: Juicy.

Optimus: What is Juicy?

Knockout: Juicy.

Starscream: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Knockout bows forward

Knockout: ALL HAIL STARSCREAMS JUICINESS

Optimus: By the Allspark....

Starscream: I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU

(The knockout and Starscream exchange carries on for over an hour)

.......

Optimus: Would you two listen to yourselves! You sound like children.

Starscreams removes his left hand from Knockouts mouth and finishes of one more pirouette before resting both of his hands on his hips and then sliding his hips from side to side a few times with Knockout clapping at the end of each cycle, nodding his head like he had just witnessed an amazing feat, before Starscream became motionless and once again resembled a stern mother who somebody had done something to upset although Optimus could not help but noticed Starscreams body wiggled ever so slightly every few seconds and Starscream could not help but notice Optimus noticed as he muttered something rude every time he noticed.

Starscream lifts one hand up and waves about enthusiastically.

Starscream: Well listen here girlfriend (sliding his body from one side to another again as he spoke) aren't you one to talk. (sliding his body back to it's original position as he finished his sentence)

Optimus: I don't know what you are referring to.. What did I do?

Starscream: Oh don't play dumb with me you moron I kn-

Knockout: Err sorry to interject my liege but he would not need to play dumb if he is a moron? Am I correct?

Starscream!: Don't interrupt Ian Hislop! And no you are not correct you are Knockout, now as I was-

Knockout: Oh I know I'm a Knockout! Just as well these babies were verrryyy expensive.

Optimus: Ahhh.. I told you not to get those implants!

Knockout: 50% discount. What could I do? (shrugs) By the way Starscream, why did your name have an exclamation mark by it before?

Starscream: That's not important Mushroom grower! Now stop interrupting me Pipsqueak!

Knockout: ..Calling me two different names in the same speech. Now that is either bad continuity or a  Knockout.

Starscream: As I was saying....No Ratchet I only take autographs on weekends..sorry. (Ratchet backs away slowly a sad look appearing on his face which turned to fear as he backed into Megatron's body which was sleeping but immediately sprung up clutching both Ratchet's arms with his own and lunging his head round to Ratchet's with a grin and shouting, "HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!") As I was saying you are one to talk Optimus. I have seen your 18 rated videos. Your cam girl videos. You ought to be shamed of your self!

Optimus: While I will never claim to be perfect I think you are a strange one to be judging. Sure we can learn from everyone and not only saints can judge but this advice is hard to swallow from someone who has suddenly planted their head in my mouth and makes a strange squeaking sound as I close my mouth after each word.

Starscream: Ahh Yes.. I will extract myself now.

Megatron still resting on the bed clutching the frozen with fear Ratchet from behind

Megatron: HERE'S JOHNNY!

Ratchet: Someone help me please!

Knockout: This is going to be juicyyyyy.

Starscream: ONE MORE TIME!

Knockout: This is going to be juicyyyy.

Optimus: No he meant the "All hail Starscream" not the endless exchange of odd and some stolen from other media, phrases. Now look what you did.

Megatron: HERE'S JOHNNY!

Ratchet: Someone help me please

Optimus: If you can't beat them...join them. (Swivels his bottom in an anti-clockwise motion Megatron would be proud of if he could see past Ratchets enlarged bottom which Megatron liked to poke in the past)

Starscream: ONE MORE TIME!

Optimus: NO NO NO! (Swivels his bottom)

Knockout: I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE JUICY!

Optimus: No there is nothing "Juicy" about any of this."

Starscream: ONE MORE TIME!

Megatron: HERE'S JOHNNY!

Ratchet. SOMEONE please help me!

(Optimus continues his bottom dance)

Knockout: THIS IS GOING TO BE SO JUICY!

A short knock at the door to the lab room they are in on Nemesis before Dreadwing walks in.

Utter silence takes over everyone. Starscreams stops his hand in mid air having been about to command another "ONE MORE TIME." Optimus was halfway through his new dance routine, having stopped mid air the result being his bottom poking out unnaturally from behind him. Megatron's mouth frozen half open about to shout "HERE'S JOHNNY" for the millionth time while still clutching the frozen Ratchet who had at least managed to turn his head along with Megatron to watch as Dreadwing entered the room and surveyed the strange situation before him. What did Dreadwing think exactly as he saw the naked Optimus desperately trying to cover himself up, Megatron clutching  Ratchet in a mad way and Starscream and Knockout doing goodness knows what.

Starscream eventually managed to snap out of the trance from waiting to see what Dreadwing was making of it all and untangled his left breast from around Knockout's legs.

Starscream: We...er...we.. new...dance...routine.... Opti... OPTIMUS! IT WAS HIS FAULT!! (Starscream shouted frantically like he had just formulated some master plan and was desperate to seize it and put it to it's full potential and at the same time began to slither along the floor which everyone just ignored, while he still somehow found a way to speak) Look at me I'm a fishyy! Oh yeah.. IT WAS OPTIMUS! WE WERE ER.. PLOTTING TO TERMINATE HIM AND SUDDENLY OPTIMUS REARED HIS UNWANTED AND RUDE ARSE INTO VIEW AND STARTED SHAKING IT LIKE IT HAD SOME TRIBAL MEANING! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN!

Knockout: And then?

Starscream: SHUTUP KNOCKOUT said Starscream, getting more louder and madder by the minute. AND THEN. AND THEN. AND THEN KNOCKOUT CAME ALONG AND STARTED ALL THIS... ALL THIS... "JUICY BUSINESS". IT WAS THEIR FAULT!

Dreadwing walked slowly towards Starscream who had now stopped slithering on the floor and had come to rest a few inches from Dreadwing's feet making it pointless for Dreadwing to need to "walk" to Starscream and thus giving the clue this was all written on the spur of the moment which has now meant the fourth wall has been broken, something Starscream was quite proud of.

Dreadwing: Look...I only came for some potato chips.. Heard you were having a party..... No biggie... Dreadwing grabs a plate of food and walks out wiggling his bottom every few steps as everyone stared after him.

The door closed.

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Nothing but silence still......

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Starscream: Well....

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Knockout: THIS IS GOING TO BE JUICY!

The chaos starts all over again.

Starscream: ONE MORE TIME! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Knockout: THIS IS GOING TO BE JUICY!

Megatron: (who was now making odd grunting sounds after each speech) HERE'S JOHNNY!

Ratchet: Help me!

Optimus: Do the groove dance! (Optimus now declares, having given a name to his new dance and performing it every time he mentioned it)

Knockout: THIS IS GOING TO BE JUICY!

Starscream: ONE MORE TIME!

Megatron: HERE'S JOHNNY!

Optimus: DO THE GROOVE DANCE!


And so it went on....for all eternity..

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By Barry. Just something I made up as I went along, referencing dancing from Transformers Prime episode- "Patch" as the main theme.


Nemesis= The name of the Deception warship this scene takes place on keeping in with the episode "Patch" which took place there in the same room.
Try to imagine in their voices, it makes it more fun and listen to a video for a reminder of what each character sounds like if you forget.