Here is a little something I randomly started typing on facebook and posted. I think I might upload to Youtube as well, make a little series out of it even or do competitions for best ones other people can come up with too. Enjoy :)

Here is one letter from my readers,

Dear Barry,

I have enjoyed your column for sometime and have finally braved sharing my problem with you. My problem is you are a moron who has his head up so high in the clouds it is no wonder you still think Margaret Thatcher is Prime minister. I wanted to ask you what I should do about my issues with you. I considered spamming your inbox but felt that a little unprofessional and childish so I thought I would ask for advice from you, if you can find the time to take yourself away from your philanthropy which probably involves feeding yourself chocolate under the pretence you are saving people from becoming overweight, even though a new study suggested chocolate can actually help you lose weight. I would like your assistance in how I can express my disgust for you in complete contrast to my earlier statement declaring how much I loved your column.

Yours Sincerely

John Prescott

Well John,

Let me start by saying I am glad you approached me via letter and not a hand flying 50 MPH before eventually settling on my face. I am glad you are capable of writing, no offence intended but I always saw you as a man of action, not a man of patience capable of waiting the small time it takes from pressing a key and the letter actually appearing on screen, I am impressed. In order to help you with your request please send a self addressed envelope to one of my fellow counsellors, his address is;

123 Irony Street
Contradiction Burrow
London

M.R. Tony Blair.

Or you could visit Tony Blair in person (His office is next door to Gordon Browns Money launderi- sorry Money Lending Centre)

So I hope that helps you with your query! Stay tuned for more letters folks!