KFC. Everything except a receipt.

Well yet again I was denied a receipt. Well what I mean was I was never offered one. Yes I am capable of asking and that is the point, both times I would not of received one had I not gone back to ask for one, I do feel it is important for staff to be automatically giving you one and not waiting for you to request one. This time a staff member even printed the wrong time on my receipt! How on earth- ... but I could go on all day about this but sadly I am due to listen to John Prescott's rendition of Mistletoe and Wine featuring no mistletoe nor wine whatsoever, so I must plough on. Despite there being no more snow to plough through. Wrong weather predictions by the BBC again. Was there ever right ones? Then again this is the corporation that revealed last week it's name stands for- Blatantly Bundled Charmanders, a criminal organisation that vows to track down all Charmanders and imprison them forever for no reason at all, along with other Pokemon but particuarly Charmanders. How do they know if you have a Charmander in your house? Apparently they have white vans they park outside your house and listen for sounds of Eastenders. Well maybe I am confused with something else here but no-one would know.