BarryVP Mixing truth with fantasy since 1992. Accept no Imitations. (Mc Coys are aware of me stealing "their" catchphrase and issued me a warning to cease and desist. I said I would desist and seize instead, I mean it's not like you aren't allowed to speak the same phrases and have to use only common words, members of parliment would only be heard saying "aye" "nay" (Tesco flinch at the sound of that one!) and "second mortgage for my second home please" and this world may have problems but it's not like you can copyright a fruit...say if a company was called "Apple" or something ridiculous like that... it's not like you would get away with patenting a square machine with a screen on or something when you never even invented the first one of it's kind...that would be silly.....)


I recently Joined Onepoll community a new venture from Onepoll. So far it seems like a nice idea, a pleasant place to chill out and to spread my random satirical strange bewildering ever shifting humour as oppose to Gordon Brown's casino in South London, which is not a nice place to be at all, and where thousands of pounds worth of gold is gambled away every day....

What is Onepoll? Onepoll is in it's perhaps most widely seen form a survey site paying you to express your views and give feedback to companies new products and how well I have shaved this morning (apparently some parts of this are made up but I could not reach the person who wrote this blog because I am currently writing a blog and the person who wrote this blog was currently writing a blog so alas we were not to meet). Onepoll along with Valued Opinions are probably my favourite survey sites. Why? Most generous, accessible and accurate surveys (Many survey questions are not well thought out on other sites, to give an obvious example "Q1. Do  you have children? NO. Q2. How old are your children? What is your childs name?" And not even a space to remind them you have no children...). This is why I feel almost all questions ought to have a comment box because all could do with additional info and often the questions still leave room for error or contradictions because of the ordering or something else.

But enough about websites that blame their errors on you -cough Valued Opinions cough- I have more important news. More important than free money? Yes silly. Many things are. Like this. Navigate to www.celebritychallenge.org please where you will discover what I only discovered recently when I discovered what I had yet to discover but discovered it upon seeing a Facebook post talking about voting for Avril Lavigne on a website I knew not to discover for had not discovered it yet but now I have discovered I have discovered a wonderful thing. I know little (nothing) about the company/brand "Brille" who seem to be organising (Yes Google Chrome in England we spell words with "S" and not "Z" so stop trying to correct "organising" please. You and your correctnezz.....) this but basically the idea is people submit a Celebrity and a charity and everyday (Or 17 hours or so it seems to be weirdly) you can vote for a Celebrity and the charity that's been linked with them (In Avril's case her own charity she created is with her) and the celebrity with the most votes (They seem to start again after one winner not sure how many more they will do though) wins and money for their charity, based on votes I presume and the person who nominated that celebrity gets to meet them AND one random voter does as well! So charity combined with meeting your favourite singer etc, what are you waiting for! It's free :) I have voted about 5 times so far, I wish I knew about this sooner! I assume once a celebrity and their charity has won once they are taken out of the competition but I may be wrong and you can still nominate new people and Charities so if someone is not on the list then you can request for them to be added. Avril was 4th but yesterday went down to 5th, (I'm haven't checked today yet) she did so well jumping from the bottom and climbing up past the others but remember whatever the outcome people get to meet someone they like and most of all a charity will get some money to help them out with whatever it is they do :) So please check it out..it's a really good idea...! Thankyou.

Onwards and upwards says Megatron.

Rude man.

Those not familiar with my humour and think I am not funny, please know that it is actually you who isn't funny. This is backed up by a 1967 investigation into how BarryVP writes his blog randomly making it up as each word is typed. Oh wait. Surely that investigation never happened then? But then that means there was never an investigation into me making things up? But does that neccessarily mean I did not make things up? As always all these questions and more will never be answered on the next exciting episode of- "Heavily-sensored-and-politically-correct-version-of-one-of-the-greatest-animes-ever-created-now-had-a-name-change-to-further-insult-it-Dragonball-Kai"

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Well you try writing on the back of a newspaper!