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BBC 1 and ITV 1 have announced a merger! We know in these tough economic times, all kinds of alliances have been made, including Liberal democrats and Conservatives if you want but we never expected this. More soon.

Europe has collapsed! Details are yet to be announced but Europe has officialy collapsed with no funding or even willpower or desire from members to prop it back on it's feet. David cameron is spearheading urgent talks to start anew, as while many may of wished this none could surely of actually wanted it. All see the purpose of a Europe like force, even opponents like Iran and Afganistan. Now we have an oppurtunity to make a "new Europe" bolder and brave and invite more countries even outside of the "Eurozone." Perhaps Nations like Iran or China could even become a part of it..not one day..but today. As we do have the United nations but we all feel it's role has lessened slightly almost to the point of uselessness, promoting peace and making sure all nations comply yet China wasn't refused membership yet Forces some of it's people to have abortions (murder) their unborn children if they have too many children already. Although of course no-one would doubt the other important roles the UN has, like protecting children in war-torn areas, in conflicts and it's other charitable work. More soon. (That's more news on Europe, not more things The UN is good at, we finished those although we made out there were more.... ok maybe there are more. You know the drill. Email or comment please.)