Now we all are familiar with the Spanking crisis which has crippled the world and threatens to again. I heard Mervyn king, the Bank of England Manager (Who knows what he does) is keen to get to the bottom of things.

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No No. Come on! Stop it. Stop being so rude. How dare you rude people turn my innocent blog so dodgy. Stop turning my spelling mistakes into rude things. Now as I was saying, until your laughter interrupted me, David Cameron and George Osbourne have both revealed measures to see how thick we are. I mean.., how thick we are in it. William hague has also been elected president of the world. . . .  Ok! Fine. I made that bit up. When did you all get so serious? But many are doubting if The Tories... oops I mean tories and Liberals, are making the right decisions. Well why not have a referendum on it? David cameron recently appeared on Itv This morning, as I am sure everyone saw as it's the only decent programme on ITV. (look I can't talk if you keep yelling so loudly!) He got quite a grilling by Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. And he got the odd Potato thrown at his head as well. Phil Vickery...... I knew you weren't really making a Potato free dessert when you came round to my garden last week.. The clue was in "Potato free". Now we all know the banking system and economies are complicated systems. It must take one bank a month to sort out two mortgages for every MP (one for each of their houses). But I don't get why Gordon brown gets credited with single handedly causing Britains recession, apart from being absurd, even i know it's such a delicate system and surely other countries contributed to our demise, perhaps as we might of to them, but it's also an incredible achievment especially as these statements are made from people trying to claim Gordon brown is so useless. Then why on Earth do you credit him for managing to bring down our Economy overnight? Or perhaps they refer to his time as Chancellor, a post which I applied for, but sadly my dreams very rarely finish on a high note. But now I am learning Guitar I am in control of the notes. Although I did have a good dream after about Aunt Bessie's Potato's. She was cooking me some and I informed her how disgusting and unripe (I know it doesn't make sense but I needed another word that didn't sound too rude.. )  they were and she didn't cry, which is a fear I always had if I was to tell her the truth. I liked her better when she worked at Cadbury's. Good old fashioned American chocolate.

.... Look. Whatever your reason for booing was, there was no need to lob a conservative manifesto at my head! Their heavy you know...... Such a shame no-one has managed to give them any real weight..

Now how did we get onto politics. This is what my brain is like everyday, on one subject one second and another the next. Except there is one subject that is often on my mind. Yes the spanking crisis. No actually not that. But rather, the Euro crisis. DEN DEN DEN!! To be continued....

Well probably not, but at least you'll come back believing it will be....

Barry Stuart.